Students of the light of reason and truth, welcome to our first Logic Spells Showdown. In the previous three lessons, we talked about basic incantations that you can use to defend yourself against the dark arts of irrationality. Today, you’re in for a treat. You will witness a duel between two celebrity guests while I provide Gary Neville-esque commentary. Pay close attention, children; these duels are usually over within seconds. Are you ready to meet our celebrity guests?
Our first celebrity guest is the Presiding Minister of Members Church of God International (MCGI) and one of the most prominent televangelists in the Philippines today – Brother Eliseo “Bro. Eli” Soriano.
The cold never bothered her, but it’s 33 degrees (91 deg F) in Metro Manila today; let’s see if the heat does. Our second guest is everyone’s favorite not-so-evil snow queen – Elsa!
Ladies and gentlemen, to the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching all over the world…
LET’S GET READY TO RUMB… wait… looks like Bro. Eli isn’t ready yet. He’s still responding to one of his followers on twitter. I wonder what question he’s responding to right now. Let’s take a look.
chaba_ako said, “What do I need to do to forget the pain cause by my husband’s cheating?”
Bro. Eli replied, “Understand that your husband isn’t god; that’s why he cheated! Proverbs 31:10-22“
Uh-oh. Elsa doesn’t look very happy about Bro. Eli’s tweeting. Looks like she’s gonna…
Whoa! That was one powerful spell! She missed me, but her opponent wasn’t as lucky. It’s over folks. ELI has left the building. What did I tell you? These things happen so fast this one hasn’t even started yet and it’s already over.
To @chaba_ako, Elsa said she wants to dedicate a song to you.
That’s it for today, kids. Remember: Use your head and Spread the Red!